bolsonaro, THE DEVIL'S CHOICE
Part 11
THEN...
By the number of parts of this story, you already realized that both God and the devil take bets seriously, indeed, very seriously, that is, win or win! If you've read the previous texts or haven't, you know that everything starts when God, in a card game, a game of Buraco, against Lucifer, lost to the devil! God didn't think much of this defeat because he was betting big on Rock'N'Roll for the annual celestial music festival. Everyone knows that the devil is the father of Rock1, but in recent festivals God has come out on top "with distorted trumpets and poisoned harps...a heavy metal from the Lord"2 that has gone viral in celestial cyberspace and even in the fifth of hell, which made Satan very angry.
The revenge of "Coisa-ruim"3 came in the card game, the Buraco, with many tricks and the Capeton's prize was the power to torment and test humans eternally and lead them, oops, take their souls straight to hell, without right to purgatory, where God and his army of angels and archangels can interfere and save their little souls when repentance is sincere. God liked the idea and gambled with Satan and lost. Since then Satan enjoys his prize on Earth and although many swear that the devil lives next door and wears Prada or even lives in a place beyond where Judas lost his boots, the truth is that Lucifer Morningstar (Morning Star) chose Los Angeles, United States to make a home and set up an elegant whorehouse, oops, concert hall and as he is super addicted to the House series and ID-investigation Discovery, he does part-time work in the police as a detective.
Screenshot by the author:THE DEVIL WON, samba plot of carnival 2019
With Father's permission to test the faith of "Father's sheep" Lucifer liked humans so much that he practically changed his suitcase and suit to Earth. Time passes and runs in nanoseconds and behold, Satan sat down in the square, dominated general and back in the Middle Ages, Earthling time, he developed capetalism, an economy based on contract: he fulfills desires in exchange for souls. Coincidence or something from the devil, a class of humans, in the process of building human sociability in this world of God, hypertrophied at risk and greed and the insatiable thirst for power and wealth and conquest and to dominate and form empires over lands, airs and seas and of course whoever has one has the other thing, wealth is power vice versa. "And from war and peace, from peace and war to war"4 empires were raised and destroyed. Everything is in the history books and I recommend studying it because the review ends here and this is a never ending story.
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Twenty centuries and twenty-two years have passed/passed by. And if you've read part 10, we've got Lucifer happy in his gorgeous white-hot lava jacuzzi in the ultimate orgy with his first echelon of archdevils from the Diabolical Satanic Armed Forces after receiving 21st-century updates from the mouth of the clumsy little devil. The damned had made very important geopolitical, geoeconomic and geostrategic decisions for and in the name of Satan's kingdom on Earth; a plan for a millennium (the attempt at a millennium reign fell asleep after the Second World War and was revived less than thirty years later by the "Austrian school of economics" under the name of neoliberalism). The evil plan consisted of watching over and serving very select individuals like Elon Musk, the South African billionaire and his bizarre and megalomaniacal desires for total domination in every corner of the Earth, Moon and Mars included.
Keeping the imperialist nations distrustful of each other, bellicose and ready to use atomic weapons and F* with everything at once did not deserve the Capeton's attention; any little shitty devil can jump to answer it. And that was exactly what that infernal little demon did following the saying "If you want peace, prepare for war", a phenomenal excuse to leave huge contingents of the population in poverty and misery and an ingenious way to divert most of the Public Budget for a select group and its billion dollar war industry.
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Lucifer never had so much pleasure and joy when, watching Donald Trump lose the elections to Joe Biden in the Number One power - the owner of the world since the end of the 19th century - he closed the White House, threw the keys away, leaving the Biden couple freezing from cold and shame outside. It was eerie to see the orange billionaire taking a shit and walking for the rest of the world heading to his private jet heading to his mega mansion in Mar a Lago, Florida taking Top Secret power documents with him and singing, out of tune of course, Macho man is My Way - my fucked-up macho way of screwing the Americans.
What happened after the 2020 election result was even more hilarious: the Capitol Invasion plan that culminated in deaths and vandalism inside the US Congress building is unbelievable.
"How did you choose Donald Trump so correctly?"
Asked Lucifer, giving a "chicken-eye" to the little devil who had since then been dangerously taking liberties and even drinking from the same red-hot cup from Capiroto and snorting cocaine from Maligno.
"I went to Las Vegas...oops." The whole planet knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but it was too late.
"Continues..."
Now Capiroto's chicken-eyed look has turned into a Capitu look, oblique and dissimulated, according to Bentinho, the Dom Casmurro.5
The naughty little devil threw himself to the ground at Mestre's feet:
"O most hated and most wise Evil Master - I signed up for Trump's reality show, The Apprentice and presented my plan, that is, Your evil plan in all seasons in all human forms and he has agreed to all of them. And hereby we subscribe to The Contract while we wait, according to him, for the perfect storm, absolute chaos in the country and only then he, the "neocons" and the "anarcho-capitalists" would compel the Grand Republican Party to accept him as the savior of the fatherland".6
Lucifer dangerously approached the scoundrel and touched his tail with the goat's foot, which enabled him to transmit osmotic data and everything the scoundrel had done and more, put an end to his suspicions of betrayal by the high command of archdevils. In reality the high command was just a bunch of choupins, parasites, worms who only think about dirty tricks against each other and taking advantage of, you see, kickbacks in everything.
"They like to take advantage of everything, right? Lucifer thought about the thefts against his own person - through collusions, deals, gossip and fake news."
Lucifer put his index finger to his lips and turned to the militiamen who, when they saw the little devil throwing himself to the ground, imitated the gesture waiting for the immediate spraying, so in trouble were they. But Lucifer never acts rashly, and he loves the extra fun of striking terror into prey. In fact, the not so serious crime of "rachadinhas"7 was for a total destruction of the command. But Satan would punish them, one by one, when they least expected it.
"Master, Brazil deserves special attention, it's a lot of fun!" Said the little demon. "It's the land where planting everything gives without the slightest effort, for the rich, of course. They believe that God is Brazilian and Christ has arms open to the world."
Satan did a 360° spin, spinning splendidly and everyone ended up in a magnificent imperial hall decorated in green and yellow tones, the colors of Brazil. The architecture and sophistication and design of the salon was jaw-dropping. Satan has very refined taste and this was one of the many rooms in his house in hell. Everyone was stunned, they had never set foot in that hall. The Capiroto used his angelic form before the fall and wore a wonderful, vaporous, very light blue and white garment. On the head an arrangement of adamantine wildflowers and a lot of gold in the details. When, after being astonished at the location and costume of the Master and Emperor of Hell, the entourage saw themselves in the mirror...dumbfounded. They were also evilly well dressed in the uniform of the Brazilian national football team, official clothes of the 2022 Fifa Football World Cup - Qatar, Middle East.
"Guys, I'm freaking out! Joãosinho Trinta8 is right: who doesn't like luxury? Only low-level middle-class devils."
By now, you believer in nonsense must be asking yourself:
"Where are the females devils, demons, archdevils?"
And I:
"Really? We're going to appeal to girls wear pink and boys wear blue, baby dick pacifiers and unisex bathrooms? Spare me! We're in the realm of Hell. Don't offend Satan's intelligence." 
In a snap of a finger, the entire history of Brazil, from the "discovery" to the June 2013 days known as Revoltas do busão, passing through the fake investigation Lava Jato Operation, fake impeachment of President Dilma Rousseff, fake and corrupt politician Michel Temer, prison Lula's policy for 580 days, fake Brasil Paralelo, fake attack against genocidal bolsonaro by Adélio Bispo; election of the unspeakable genocidal, ministerial meeting to destroy and steal Brazil from the new Bolsonaro government; necropolitics in the pandemic: "it's just a little flu that led to the genocide of more than 700,000 lives; the Capitol invasion plan - which went to shit in the United States - underway in Brazil, the triumphal return of the president elected for the third time: Lula. ..Satanás cracked his beaks with laughter! In a snap of a finger, the entire history of Brazil, from the "discovery" to the June 2013 days known as Revoltas do busão, passing through the fake investigation Lava Jato Operation, fake impeachment of President Dilma Rousseff, fake and corrupt politician Michel Temer, prison Lula's policy for 580 days, fake Brasil Paralelo, fake attack against genocidal bolsonaro by Adélio Bispo; election of the unspeakable genocidal, ministerial meeting to destroy and steal Brazil from the new Bolsonaro government; necropolitics in the pandemic: "it's just a little flu that led to the genocide of more than 700,000 lives; the Capitol invasion plan - which went to shit in the United States - underway in Brazil, the triumphal return of the president elected for the third time: Lula...Satanás cracked his beaks with laughter!
"Baby dick pacifiers? Fence for cattle supporters of the genocidal bozo, contempt and hatred of journalists, gadaiada, rich middle class bolsominios, mimimi, conservative woman's funk? kit-gay, chloroquine, communism - kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk - Extreme- right-wing-Nazi-Hitler? kkkkkkkk I'll personally tell the Fuhrer on the millionth Dantesque floor of the Well."9
Thunderous laughter made the gigantic chandeliers of pure crystal and diamonds tinkle, creating a wonderful symphony.
"What do you think of Sérgio Moro?" Satan asked the mequetrefe little devil.
"Very stupid Your Majesty. His conja has more potential."
"Conja?"
"He can barely get the words out Master. Conja is cônjuge or Spouse."
Satan watched all of Judgeeco Moro's operations and choked with laughter at the superhero doll and the series by former filmmaker José Padilha, O Mechanism [Fake Netflix series to arrest Lula].
"Keep your breath master of Mal: there's the old Havan, a TV and radio network to Ku Klus PAN, the conservative macho ana paula do vôlei, cassia kiss, regina duarte, susana vieira.... Mestre the group is so great that a journalist, Aquias Santarém from Critica Brasil, nicknamed them gadaiada..."
"Favorite Master Aquias' channel!" He asked the high command of the Devil's Forces laughing so hard watching a single episode - 11-05-2022.
"Yes. But come here, my naughty boy. Seeing them Wearing the shirt of the Brazilian national team I loved it, but because MARCH FOR JESUS became the march of the myth? Are they not God-fearing?"
"Master, my lord, super Evil One. There was a new Pentecost and Jesus, besides not being the main CEO, was not invited to the Last Supper."
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"I don't believe!" Very debauched Satan. Father must be mad, he thought.
"Congratulations my good on the choice of The Bosta extreme right conservative bozo genocida". Satan managed to babble between one gulp and another of his infernal champagne.
"Magnificent Evil, Infernal Master, I have to admit that the choice wasn't mine, I just corroborated it, because it was one hell of a geopolitical idiocy."
"Hi? What do you mean? You don't want credit for the choice? Who chose this far-right shit then?"
"That's where your checkmate is, the great Satan of evil. It was the leaders of The Movement, a very select group of ultra-right-conservative super billionaires who think they are the kings of coca cola who chose donkeys for president."
"This geopolitical shit from the far-right-conservative world - I need to listen to it sitting down and after dinner." Ordered Lucifer. Hello DJ Release the song "Baile de Favela"!
Fonte
1. SEIXAS, Raul. Rock do diabo. https://youtu.be/Mgi4NnEpWPs
2.BALEIRO, Zeca. Heavy Metal do Senhor. https://youtu.be/-U3l7zK64ts
3. Just as he has many faces and disguises, the devil has several names: capiroto, devil, satan, Lucifer, Hades, horned, goat foot, pemba, damn dog, demon, bolsonaro.
4. NUNES, Clara. Canto das três raças. https://youtu.be/MmBCSwhLvSA
5. ASSIS, Machado de. Dom Casmurro
6.On the subject, watch documentaries: Trump, an American dream; Get me Roger Stone; The Great hack.
7."rachadinhas" is a corrupt practice in all instances of power, especially in the legislature, which consists of employing the maximum number of cabinet advisors [families, friends, electoral officers] with very high salaries and keeping most of them.
8. João Clemente Jorge Trinta, popularly known as Joãosinho Trinta, was a plastic artist and famous Brazilian carnival artist.
9. O POÇO, filme, Netflix
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